Baconlube. Another horrible bacon link from @dangergrrlie, but this one’s kinda interesting. This was, apparently, an April Fool’s gag from the Bacon Salt people. But the reactions were, surprisingly, very positive. Click the pic for more info and it seems like this may actually be a product you can buy. Cuz I’m sure you all want your dirty, filthy sex to smell like bacon. Now, I’m gonna go throw up on an intern.