White chocolate Conan with bacon hair. Every day his bacon hair grows 7 inches, but unclean children come to clip bits off and fry it up as part of “the cleansing.” His chocolatey arms regrow themselves every day after European tourists hack them to pieces in a ritualistic orgy of white chocolate violence. But his smile never changes.
photo via @boombashpow:
White chocolate Conan with bacon hair.YOUR MIND HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN BLOWN.

White chocolate Conan with bacon hair. Every day his bacon hair grows 7 inches, but unclean children come to clip bits off and fry it up as part of “the cleansing.” His chocolatey arms regrow themselves every day after European tourists hack them to pieces in a ritualistic orgy of white chocolate violence. But his smile never changes.

photo via @boombashpow:

White chocolate Conan with bacon hair.
YOUR MIND HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN BLOWN.